The Skater Sex Chronicles
Running Time | 120 mins

If I was to say that the main scene in this feature from Saggerz starred four straight guys who never actually touch each other then you’d probably be forgiven for thinking that this flick wasn’t even worth a second glance. But the fact of the matter is that the particular vignette in question is actually way more exciting than it probably sounds, and is accompanied by several other scenes that left me – well, how can I put it? Drained!

Of course, if you’re not into the idea of watching straight boys in action then this disc probably isn’t for you – even the scenes which feature one-on-one action are essentially presented as straight-fodder. But if you get a buzz from ordinary, cute-looking lads jerking themselves off or even getting to know their mates more intimately, then you’re gonna love what this film has to offer. Nowhere more so than in the main scene, featuring the boyish delights of Ian Maddrox, Evan Heinze, Tyson Nash and Dustin Killiman.

To be honest, it’s difficult to tell whether these guys are genuinely pissed or whether they’re just good actors, but one thing’s for sure: you get the distinct impression that they probably all seriously regretted agreeing to perform once the scene was filmed and the excitement of the moment had passed. After all, it’s one thing to be immortalised having sex with another guy, but it’s quite another when the sex involves a girl named Plastic Pam! Yes folks, these four lads spend the entire scene fucking the life out of a blow-up doll – and to be honest it’s actually almost as amusing as it is sexy. Seriously though, these boys are all well-hung and the scene is actually remarkably hot. This despite the fact that the lads never even cross swords, so to speak, or make any attempt to even refer to their companions. Indeed it’s almost as if they’re four guys performing solos, taking turns to screw the doll’s various orifices whilst the others look on and drink beer from cans. For all that, however, there’s something incredibly enjoyable about the whole performance – if only, perhaps, for the very fact that it’s so different to your usual acts. That said, I’ve a deep suspicion that the lads won’t be having a reunion in any hurry. Post-production embarrassment surely having set in once the pay-cheques had been cashed!

Next it’s the turn of J.T. Reese, Brady and Jeremiah to work themselves off on a sofa – and this time I am pleased to say that there’s much more interaction between the stars. Mutual wanking quickly leading to some real hot ass-play. More importantly, however, is the fact that these three lads are probably the nicest looking pups in the whole film: cute being the operative word. Indeed, by the time the three of them shoot their loads over the camera-lens I’m sure you’re gonna be feeling like me and wishing you could see even more of the guys. Fortunately, there’s still a scorching outdoor scene between Dustin and Bucky to enjoy, as well as a solo by the ultra-pierced Ian Madrox. All in all, a very pleasing ninety minutes of wanton and unrefined hot male action!

Different certainly, but extremely satisfying all the same.